A future mainstream media reporter in the making.
The Warriors got rid of their mascot Thunder a few years back. BUT HE’S COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT TO STAB BAD PUNS WITH FIERY FURY.
Special thanks to depressed Wall Street broker for the eye-laser assist.
Thanks to Andy Brett for the tip
As if the headline weren’t offensive enough, you just had to pull the relationship card in the first line.
“whoever passes for credentialed media these days.” Seriously.
Time taken to think up this headline: three seconds.
You’re better than this, Milian. At least you used scare quotes.
This has gone on for far too long. Our industry is crying out for a solution. This probably isn’t it.
ONWARD.
