This article sets a new record: three Facebook puns in a mere thirty-three words.
It also brings up an important issue. Regular readers will note that a previous article actually managed three cringe-inducing puns in a mere twenty-one words. However, that story abuses the word “Like” as two of its three puns — while the one above mangles three different cliches with no repeats, so it clinches the title. For now.