And here we have our first international — and print — submission. Thanks to Ingrid for reminding us that the scourge of terrible puns can be contained by neither large oceans nor international boundaries. Vous me décevez, France.
In other news I hear the Samwer brothers are currently working on a version of this site called Freunde lassen nicht Freunde verwenden Freunde in Facebook Schlagzeilen. Bring it.